Once upon a time there was a fair maiden whose name was not Ithelda. This maiden sat down to play on her ancient nintendo game system- ancient as in the very first one that came out where you had to bang the machine and blow on the cartridges to get it to work, and you only had an A button and a B button and 4 directions to go. But I digress.
She was happily anticipating playing her favorite game, Zelda. When the screen appeared and told her to type in her name, she began. But she was distracted by the speech of her companion nearby and did not pay attention to the letters she was typing in. And when she looked up, Lo and Behold, her name was entered as "Ithelda" and not her real name, which sounds nothing like Ithelda and does not even have the same amount of letters. And from that day forth she was known by the name her nintendo gave unto her by random chance: Ithelda.
(great story, no? so epic...)
Devious Comments
--
#Flashers
How have you been? Haven't heard from you in a LONG while.
--
Give me miraculous eyes to see my eyes,
Those rolling mirrors made alive in me,
Terrible crystal more incredible
Than all the things they see.
- The Sword of Surprise G.K.Chesterton
--
And please, sign this petition:[link]
Se onr sverdar sitja hvass!
--
Little Lotte thought, "Am I fonder of dolls or of goblins or shoes? Or of riddles or of frocks? Or of chocolates? No. What I love best," Lotte said," is when I'm asleep in my bed, and the Angel of Music sings songs in my head."
-The Phantom of the Opera
--
Little Lotte thought, "Am I fonder of dolls or of goblins or shoes? Or of riddles or of frocks? Or of chocolates? No. What I love best," Lotte said," is when I'm asleep in my bed, and the Angel of Music sings songs in my head."
-The Phantom of the Opera
--
"At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote. " -Emo Phillips
Previous PageNext Page